1. To Gregor;

    ferrel:

    asiancappuccino:

    corporalmeyers:

    My dick cost a late night fee, your dick got the HIV.

    My dick plays on the double feature screen. Your dick went straight to DVD.

    My dick bigger than a bridge.your dick looks like a little kids.

    My dick’s so hot its stolen.
    Your dick looks like Gary Coleman.

    1. prideandnegligence reblogged this from fuckmyasskoichi
    2. ferrel reblogged this from corporalmeyers and added:
      my dick grade a beef.your dick made a geek.
    3. corporalmeyers reblogged this from tomaoki and added:
      My dick goes to yoga. Your dick fruit roll up.
    4. tomaoki reblogged this from timetravellers and added:
      My dick rumbles in the jungle. Your dick got touched by your uncle.
    5. timetravellers reblogged this from resistancefighters and added:
      My dick is like an M16. Your dick is a broken vending machine.
    6. constantinegeorgiou reblogged this from tomaoki and added:
      My dick’s good good loving. Your dick’s good for nothing.
    7. tomaoki reblogged this from ferrel and added:
      My dick is size of a pumpkin. Your dick looks like Mackauley Culkin.
    8. ferrel reblogged this from corporalmeyers and added:
      my dick needs no introduction. your dick won’t even function.
    9. corporalmeyers reblogged this from timetravellers and added:
      My dick, V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D.
    10. timetravellers reblogged this from constantinegeorgiou and added:
      My dick more mass than the Earth, Your dick half staff it needs work.
    11. constantinegeorgiou reblogged this from fuckmyasskoichi
    12. resistancefighters reblogged this from ferrel and added:
      My dick’s so hot its stolen. Your dick looks like Gary Coleman.
    13. tomaoki reblogged this from ferrel and added:
      My dick large like the chargers- the whole team- Your shit look like you’re fourteen.
    14. corporalmeyers posted this