1. To Gregor;

    asiancappuccino:

    constantinegeorgiou:

    tomaoki:

    ferrel:

    corporalmeyers:

    timetravellers:

    constantinegeorgiou:

    fuckmyasskoichi:

    resistancefighters:

    ferrel:

    asiancappuccino:

    corporalmeyers:

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    My dick more mass than the Earth,

    Your dick half staff

    it needs work.


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    3. corporalmeyers reblogged this from tomaoki and added:
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    6. constantinegeorgiou reblogged this from tomaoki and added:
      My dick’s good good loving. Your dick’s good for nothing.
    7. tomaoki reblogged this from ferrel and added:
      My dick is size of a pumpkin. Your dick looks like Mackauley Culkin.
    8. ferrel reblogged this from corporalmeyers and added:
      my dick needs no introduction. your dick won’t even function.
    9. corporalmeyers reblogged this from timetravellers and added:
      My dick, V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D.
    10. timetravellers reblogged this from constantinegeorgiou and added:
      My dick more mass than the Earth, Your dick half staff it needs work.
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    12. resistancefighters reblogged this from ferrel and added:
      My dick’s so hot its stolen. Your dick looks like Gary Coleman.
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    14. corporalmeyers posted this